The Stages of Alcoholism: From 3rd Butt Cheek to Manicured Eyebrows

Where did that come from? In my life that features so many memories lost to blackout drinking, that’s a pondering I’ll never forget. That question dominated my brain on several occasions in my late teenage years when I was experimenting with alcohol.

It happened once the morning after a huge drunken fight I had with my high school girlfriend at a…